Thursday, December 21, 2006

Velveeta Chicken Pasta Commercial

number eleven



Innsbruck: Countess finkelt Prev I would temporarily dye my hair covering the front of the purple on both sides. (So 'gschissen', so that also formulate just me xD) So I bought both 2 packs of Ultra-boost brighteners to free these strands of hair from every single black hair pigment, and a beautifully shaped bottle pretty purple Intensivtönung (at
Siouxsie .. go all
) arrived
home, I decided, this procedure first performed on a test strand to the final result (my husband has agreed to be responsible for the nature, conduct and results of the final application: D) to estimate (What a stupid, stupid, stupid crazy idea). Very nice, I said so from the right side of a hair section and daub it with the bleaching, the, smell, and the degree of aggressiveness to be used as a chemical weapon of mass destruction, and waited, waited, waited. After 45 minutes the result was as bad as I had feared: at root the hair was blond in the lengths and ends had a fabulous rust developed. So that was number one bleaching.
I wore a hair treatment, could affect those 15 minutes washed it out and bleached the hair again - the rust-red part was behind (legally of course) strawberry blonde.
And I left it first - today is bleaching lubricated point 3 above, is behind ... violet out: D
In 2 weeks when my Purple infection has cleared, I will color the mess back completely black. Poor, poor hair.

So, what's even ... oh yes. I got free for Christmas 2 weeks. Free, free, free.
Actually I hate Christmas. I could burst if the city of tinkling, glitter, penetrating Christmas music and visiting tourists flooded. In a shopping center should go to only when it has been rubbed with the variety übelstriechenden patchouli to free thus keep some space for themselves. There are namely the shoppers in circles (!) or similar arranged in clusters on the gangways and cause congestion, which drag on probably through the Italian and German border. It's just me in the ass. It takes half an hour, if you are just going to want to get the most mundane things.

Today I have to actually buy even with my father a Christmas tree. As every year there is an expedition through the Christmas tree stand-forest, in which the policy discussion about rocking that has to look for now is the perfect Christmas tree. At some point we have something like this then by enough that we take the first thing and say "Yes mei, kamma still turn a bissl rumsägen. " I will also still the only (real) Christmas gift that year I worried pack. I can not. Really. No matter how beautiful and expensive the gift paper is that I use, in the end it looks like toilet paper. Namely Used. Oh yes, my last Matura preparatory course for German did I present it. Actually, I do not like. This is just yet again -.- Weihnachtsgefeiere

HAHA, yesterday was one of the boss's birthday. woman Z. Wang neurosis drank 3 glasses of champagne And then it happened: The phone rang
Wang neurosis swayed there, picked up the phone and mumbled. "Müssssese bidde spädder noommal . Call . Hihi "
Where was my camera

Juhu, 1:30 is', I'm going to drink now coffee

Had you probably

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Velveeta Rotel Pasta Commercial

number ten

said military in Fiji took power how am I supposed to kill time, that is, I'm back at work. That alone increases my level of irritation enough, everything and everyone around here to find neat stuff coming to consume 6 cups of coffee and a box of Lucky Strikes in a row.
Second: This evening finds the longed-Cradle of Filth concert held in Munich. Jaha, in Munich. That means I must make it both to come out there (which might be difficult on this day) and also I need a good two days off, not to have to go back on the same day (which is actually impossible - also I want it not because I want to spend time with my boyfriend. Of this I need damn lot lately - what do I know ...).
I would have to depart at 16:30, at half past seven to be in MUC. Now I have but to make matters worse, now even a doctor's appointment, and that at 16:00. I was forced to cancel the move.
I also need urgently to the pharmacy and post office. All this would take about an hour. right could come up when I'm early today from the "work" going home. However, I come today in Innsbruck nowhere, and this gives me a wonderful transition to point Third: Today is the 5th December. Because I fear substantiated in most forms of Tyrolean tradition Hallows I (no, actually more from the drunk teenagers from the country, the "live" these traditions), I can hardly believe the street. Today is in fact for all "Tuiflvereine" (there are probably mainly of narrow-minded, stupid black and blue voters who participate probably in addition to their honorable work in just this club still in the young farmers of their home village and the food pyramid to "Flying Hirsch" - Jägermeister with Red Bull - Ramazzotti to last), an occasion to get drunk in the afternoon and evening from 2 clock disguised as a devil (and dressed really disgusting
you watching here
) through the streets!. to run and beat up people with severed tails and similar weapons. It does not matter whether the beaten are male or female, apparently drunk, beat women makes even more fun. If I "beat up", I say my beat up, too. Actually, this nonsense is hardly controllable. (
And here you see also
.) [Uptdate: Just look at what I just found it.
Welch helpful tips! -.-
] Fourthly, I'm excited because I'm irritated. I really wonder why I am currently on leave to bring every little thing so upset. My mother says that these are the hormones that I was guaranteed namely pregnant. Nicole, one of my few good work ladies, pushes it to the menopause. Chrissi advocates a natural reaction to the madness that is going on here every day. I agree with Chrissis theory, especially since I am so unbescholtensten them come;).

My poor treasure one can get well from a lot. No matter how he puts his mind (he does, I notice this very well), I can hardly enjoy the good times. Probably because I tell myself, it can

not at all be so beautiful. It's really, really great - the other day we were up all night and have seen the sunrise in the morning:) - yes, during such moments I am also very happy. But immediately afterwards I put it in question, "I am currently extremely stressed out and so nothing should be great." That's unfair, yes. He did not deserve that I am always in front of me go hype, because I am in the Arts can not focus on that now
Arts
and is not a usual week, on which I am constantly confronted with the fact that everything annoying, tiring and boring and therefore I have to build a low wall around me, so I do not go near this stuff let me.
But it gets better.

So, I'll now get a vacation request form. Or I ask Mrs. Z. Wang neurosis, whether they smoke or possibly something a little had coke for me. That would be funny to

.

Had you well.

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Can I Use A Bowl For A Bathroom Sink

number nine



Fuck headlines.


News of the day: The web is the allermieseste club that has ever been established. I think that I, since I depend on this company, not a single time I come on time from A to B.
My train should now leave at 17:11. So I had just left my baby - and I was then.
at 17:15 was the following scandal over loudspeakers published in broken German (well, it was Bavarian):
Weeeate domes and Hean! Deeeaaa ... äääh ... Train nooooch ... Innsbruck Central Station is on indefinite time-de-späded vea! EAAA ... Hodder an Lokschooden between Tutzing and Feldafing! Thurs stehda present '! Wiiia ... ask ia Veaständnis. " Well, very great. At 6 this train came crawling actually. empty Fortunately completely what is probably the fact that they had thrown all the passengers in the boonies in Feldafing off the train.
I was happy me that I could sit down at last and go home, rose on the train and let myself drop to the bench seconds later, I regretted this stunt -. obviously this car was in fact a remnant of the Second World War and this bank was totally destroyed . So I sat somewhere else and let the journey pass over me. IF we were then lead - every 10 feet we had to wait for a return. This device creaked, squeaked and groaned long the whole trip that I thought I would never get back to Innsbruck. Funnily enough, but then this happened - as I crossed the mountains of bums that lay outside the station in her vomit, was away climbing, I went home and died.

The weekend itself was, of course, again very very nice. We have maintained our hard-earned completely twisted biorhythms and were monitored daily until half past seven. Herrlich. :) I walk now

from Botswana.
bye.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Polaroid Blue & Yellow Instant Camera

number seven number eight



Congo: Kabila officially declared election winner another, possibly distant land! Occasion: My favorite species, the Tyrolean youth. Situation: Joschka and I have run a hurry, up the stairs to the platform. There are three typical young men, about 15 to more than 16 years old, cigarette in hand, wearing questionable clothes, and because so incredibly clever, cool and cunning are of course immediately on mobbing.
"Booooah heee, i GLAB ', de lesbian is."
I turn this bunch of losers.
"Jo, that is, i moan, hey!" (This "he" is slang in this incredible man at the end of each sentence before.)
[Cooler, rhetorically well executed, original award 1] " "[Cooler, rhetorically well executed, original award 2]" [Cooler, rhetorically well executed, original award 3] " I leave which is more bad than good from my friend (I hate the ! In farewells am I am sensitive, especially when I messed up by such full post), the loving, as he is still paying attention, that I beat any of the remarkable young men, while I walk from the platform. "Hamma Angscht, or what, ha?" (Yes, you guessed it, with the "ha" is similar at the end of most of interrogative sentences..) - "Ma brings to her laff, eh."
Conclusion: I I buy in the near future (^ ^) a car, walk out and forbid dialects. Yes.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Critique Villa Rainbow St Martin





scandal Countess has had two o'clock can not be bothered to come up with headlines. Good ... Time of day, dear reader and the inside.
the entire day I spent in various waiting rooms crowded doctors' offices. With what result? None of course.
Anyway. Wasted days, not working was also very good.
I get the best will not air. My entire airway is blocked and I'll wake up tomorrow not with certainty.
AND now it is: I still need to
TO FRIDAY on the arrival of my friend Mr wait. ME! WAIT! TO FRIDAY! The unit responsible dentist will have to answer for it, that's for sure. Additionally, I want to travel essential. Whether to Djibouti, Zimbabwe, or what-I-know-where, I must get out of here. Now comes the winter and with winter tourists. I can not stand it.

I will get up tomorrow, go to the doctor once more and now after all the Lush shop in Innsbruck empty. I need at least 3562 bath bombs, 7000, chocolate massage, 200 servings of mint facial mask and body powder 90 doses. Lush-madness. Aaah!

Forgive this dubious record. I had
blogging easy.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Christmas Light Covers Acrylic





Lebanon: Industry Minister Pierre Gemayel killed in attack I was almost home when my phone rang and my estimate of "girlfriend" Romina came forward with tears at the other end. After several minutes, little understood sobbing and groaning I learned the reason for their surprising call: Beiehungsprobleme. And to discuss this or even to solve, so they had chosen me. Thank you.

to Rominas dramatic relationship to her boyfriend: The two are now almost three years since a pair. They cling to each other like two burrs and coated with super glue, can by his own admission, no longer live without each other.
now wants out Rominas friend, commonly known as "asparagus", hell-bent on to move in with her. _Eigentlich_ They would like the "natural" too, but she feels pressured. And now she has incredible fear that he will leave if they do not comply with his request. We have

then entangled us in an ever-long talk, as we are certainly not done for years. I held so far, because her statements about her first (!) Relationship are very naive. Partly right, determined, but it is not obviously so that they are not serious worrying about what she says or promises, even if I still can not quite understand.
you asked me how I could stand it for so far from my loved ones to be gone. I told her then that it would of course always painful to say goodbye and then not seeing the whole week and that I indeed had the desire to see him more often ... However, the anticipation that something would. Whether because I could not imagine living with him. Yeah, I might a. .. surprisingly. Only I would have fear of the routine that could perhaps stop off at some point. they mind. Before that she had also afraid, she said. Then she wanted to know how things were for kids. For heaven's sake ... I am 19 years old. Child maybe I get when I finished my studies and success have. If I am 100% financially independent. The good thing was shocked - how can it only be so fixated on his career. Finally, they
squeezed out of me, where I knew then, that I really love it if I do not know the feeling, without it can not be afraid and fearful of being abandoned. I know because I can not imagine anything better than a relationship in which both love very much and still have plenty of space. Because I just accept it and appreciate it, admire how he is and would not change it. Without someone who can not, I really think for a phrase and at most self-sacrifice. Whether I
know to be afraid of being abandoned ... Yes. Who is left likes ... However, I know the feeling of confidence. ;)

strenuous debate. The made me beyond belief to think a lot. Now I feel somewhat uncomfortable.

Whatever. I'll go shower now.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Barbie And Ken Dolls Reflect Our Society's Value?

number five number six number four



Bawag sale: BayernLB, Cerberus, Lone Star and fourth in the final bidders dormant, had gone to the doctor.
suspected, I had to put in only an hour's waiting room (treated by preferred for private patients). Just where we learn whether you like it or not, all that is available in our new neighborhood. For example, that the best estimate of the cow farmer Mr. Klotz was zutode, for unknown reasons that Ms. Meisel has terrible diarrhea and vomiting and Mr. Meier problems with the prostate. Not to mention racist discussions entirely, at least I'm living here in one of the oldest, most conservative parts of Innsbruck, Ugh.
Thank God this cheerful round of talks was interrupted abruptly door opens, child rushes, mother afterward, screaming as final. Child rampage in the waiting room, shredded all editions of National Geographic (not bad - these books I can all recite by heart, especially since they stammmen still from 2002) and reads loudly in front of an Asterix comic - of course with fictitious text and very interesting, unfathomable act .
mother: "Be still present Sebassschtian Because sonsch get 'i the Super Nanny!"

When I finally turn came, my doctor tell me once again impressed by the incredible speed at a diagnosis: "Well, how are you?" "Well, I've long since Hu ..."
"cold!"
"Yes, well."
"AHSO. Lange already, hm. Well then ... we make a chest and sinus X-ray with the Lord Thoma " Na toll stands makes it certain that I will spend tomorrow the whole day in the waiting room I hope there are more interesting reading and more enjoyable Mitwartende....)
Otherwise, everything . all the best How well do not see my crazy colleague a few relaxing days;)

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Wall Mount For Vizio Voj320f1a





Iran: CIA has no evidence of Iranian nuclear weapons program In addition, the weekend is over, which, as we all know, not go! Let me once einfligen my baby. Thank you. Apart from the duration

the weekend was outstanding. Pub on Friday, fries and Sex Vodka with Dalia, Sul, Joschka, Jack, and so on.
aaand on Saturday: Amon Amarth! Unbeatable as ever. After my initial pseudoklaustrophobischen states Ugh again, it was really cool.
Today I was at the rehearsal of Ripper, yay. The good guys are getting better;.) Get ready for the 9:09, dear world, there's got something for your ears. In the most positive sense, of course. Incredibly, tomorrow no alarm clock ringing. How wonderful. I probably will not get out of bed before 19:00.

Did I already mention that I have all the Free Joscha Germany and probably also internationally have at my side? Good. So it is.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

What Would You Major In To Be A Speech Therapist





Congo: Kabila wins presidential election and sad eyes and looked deeply contrite. Presumably you have forbidden her to work until 22:00.
I can honestly understand - that would be for me a truly world collapse. Edit: mistake. The following she has fallen into this depression, "... the Duuu, who yesterday was scanned, not 3 documents rotated by 90 ° ... and now ... (breathe), the ... across the document collection.
one hand, I could through a meat grinder and they send other hand, the therapist. Something is not as absolute. My hair is healthy and strong again, as in a Pantene Pro-V commercial. The Honourable Patrick has relentlessly namely about 5 cm of my split Abgesäbelt tips and then chased the rest of Irons's. Fortunately, you notice without a microscope is not that I had to sacrifice a piece of my precious hair lengths. He then told me yet that I really need Hot Curler. The (quote): "with no heating" are namely "the biggest shit that has been invented by humans". Strange ... I thought that was the Pogo. You get old.

Na is finally Thursday. Tomorrow I will be back to see my beloved baby. Be ready for what, Mr Ripper;) On Saturday Amon Amarth! I'm looking like a small child and hope much that I watch the show from far enough forward can - and they do so without any spinner think they have to umpogen me. Tzz. (? Where's My Extra sausage I want is my special treatment:)) I want something from the concert ansich noticed - if I want to be jostling and jostled, turning, I Amon at home and jump to the wall. Ha ... ha

Yesterday I could swear even more, today I would not wake. Came over me that is an attack of fever, headache and joint pain in a class. Today again all blown away and out of tiredness I have absolutely no complaints. Shit. Board of freedom is not Heavy Metal.

Sun I go Now for a walk through's court in order to annoy my colleague. I would love to see what happens then:)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Blues Saraceno Full Tank Tab

number two number three number one



Austria: Coalition - Deadline is tomorrow such as typing-idiots. Just next to my is a scanner.
So it's on the door and Mrs G., who has the expertise and the appearance of a monkey stomps in, and says: ". Try going away, I scan it because now" (Note: There is this also has its own scan area, the scanner next to me standing there off and is used _nie_..)
Me: "What if you please?"
you (O-Ton): "Yes, because as for table 'of the scanner and i' muass now that the use ... However, huh So Bitt 'schon.."
Me: "O___O" stomp out of my office and decide to organize me a coffee. Since I want to waste much time as possible, I go to the vending machine in the old building, get there on the ground floor café au lait with my sugar, get on the first floor, on the other end back down, back into the new building, in my office.
had to find where I then, that everything I've done today already, has been dropped because my profile has been logged to ask quite simply no. So I had to start from scratch.

that's not enough, the door flew again in a way that should be in the office are apparently forced to accept, it would be someone of importance, and bursts in the most exhausting person of this institution.
"For God's sake, where have you been?"
- "Coffee Use. '
- (inhales abruptly, as if she had just witnessed a bomb opposite the post office take) We ... (Breathes) but can run around not at all "
-" Of course. 'In the short term, self-service at the various vending machines is permitted'. Is exactly in the regulation. "
Almost with tears in her eyes she shall thereupon enter the retreat.

I would like to announce on the spot. This keeps but none from.
have morning I thank God Matura preparatory course. Finally I meet again my German professor who claimed that "indigenous" would be a neologism of my hand, and therefore not a permissible Word and "giant" write it in time with "ß". I am happy. After all is already Wednesday. Aah.

've Incidentally, I already saved the world today. In the Lokalisten me so click on a Nazi face unbearable that I had then tells on in my already boundless rage to support. And he was gone. Evviva la Contessa.

At 16:00 I go to the hairdresser, to save my hair and my tips to make black brush. In addition, 'I need a tutorial on how I skillfully to bring my hair to curl and then to remain so. I'm curious.

Had you well.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Drapes Fo Sliding Windows






Iraq: London is working on course correction Street surveys. I'm looking forward to the extreme, whether it is for even qualified for this prestigious task.